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Litter of kittens

A five-year old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There we 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.  "I think it's printed on the bottom."


Published May 4, 2000 in The Fax Express

 
 

The Little Innocent Girl


A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in a big store. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the big store. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.

The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom, let's run through the rain ," she said.

"What?" Mom asked.

"Let 's run through the rain!" She repeated.

"No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied.

This young child waited about another minute and repeated: "Mom, let's run through the rain,"

"We'll get soaked if we do," Mom said.

"No, we won't, Mom. That's not what you said this morning," the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom's arm.

"This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?"


"Don't you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!"

The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn't hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.

"Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. "let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing," Mom said.

Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they
were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars. And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.

Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories...So, don't forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.
A friend sent this to me to remind me of life. Hope you enjoy it.

I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.



Sent in by Patrick!

 
Dog duties... 09/15/2008
 

Dog duties...

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer.  Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.  The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him.

The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised.  This is just part of my job."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man.  "I can't believe it!  Does your boss know what a prize he has in you?  An animal that can talk!"

"No, no," pleaded the dog.  "Please don't!  If that man finds out that I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone as well!"


Published May 4, 2000 in The Fax Express

 
To Believe 09/15/2008
 

To Believe

To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning.
It is to trust that miracles happen,
and dreams really do come true.
To Believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds,
to know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon.

To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart,
The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand,
for it is through their teachings we learn to love.
To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us.
When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again.

To believe is to know we are not alone,
That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it.
To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen,
And all our hopes and dreams are within reach.
"If only we believe"

by Deb


Published May 3, 2000 in The Fax Express

 
 

A Graphical Perception of 9/11

by Joe Downing
Copyright 2002

No one will ever forget who lost loved ones during this tragedy.  Most of us have no family connection to the lives lost, other than being our fellow human beings.  Those people  were Mothers, Fathers, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts, Cousins, Grandchildren, Friends, Neighbors, Coworkers, Brothers, Sisters and... Sons and Daughters.  Their ages ranged from 86 to TWO years old.  My heart aches.

Looking at the pictures of the victims and reading the messages left by family and friends has enhanced the realization of overwhelming broken hearts and the misery inflicted upon those left behind to mourn... to mourn their murdered loved ones... they are gone forever.  It is enough to make this man want to cry.

Looking at the numerical listing of lives lost that day nullifies the atrocities.  A numerical representation can not do just.  A list of names is almost redundant for our brains to comprehend the quantity.  Since "a picture is worth a thousand words", we publish today's letter with a graphical perception, as our remembrance of those who perished one year ago.

Let us pray for peace and protection from those who do not value life, diversity and liberty.  May we all rethink the issue of God Bless America!

The following is a graphical perception.  Each digit "8" represents a life lost.


American Airlines Flight 11


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American Airlines Flight 77


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United Airlines Flight 93

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United Airlines Flight 175


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The Pentagon


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World Trade Center Towers


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It is a date which will live in infamy -- September 11, 2001, a day of horror, but also of heroism and resolve.

Published September 11, 2002 in The Fax Express

 
 

The Importance Of A Minute

Today we want to talk about the importance of a single minute, this minute you are investing in reading this page.  It may not seem like a big deal, but let me tell you it is a major deal, because a minute is the starting point of building your dreams.  From a great minute comes a great hour, and from a great hour comes a great week, then a great month, then a great year, and from there you can be the architect of a great lifetime and it starts with a single minute! 

That is why we must cherish every minute and use our minutes wisely.  Dr. Benjamin Mays said it best:  "I have only just a minute, only sixty seconds in it.  Forced upon me, can't refuse it.  Didn't seek it, didn't choose it, but it's up to me to use it.  I must suffer if I lose it, give account if I abuse it.  Just a tiny little minute, but an eternity is in it." 

So ladies and gentlemen, use your minutes wisely!


From the book It Only Takes a Minute To Change Your Life! by Willie Jolley
Published January 4, 2000 in The Fax Express

 
 



Becoming heart smart...



You can never get to peace and inner security without first acknowledging all of the good things in your life.  If you're forever wanting and longing for more without first appreciating things the way they are, you'll stay in discord.


From The HeartMath Solution, Doc Childre and Howard Martin
Published April 12, 2000 in The Fax Express

 
 


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that very morning at 9:30 am.  I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.  As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to have a lot of time to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in the appropriate area to make sure I was at least presentable.   I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. 


I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.  Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.  

I was a little surprised  when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,  haven't we?'

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.  The rest  of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.  After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the  bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'   I told her to get another one  from the cupboard.  

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the  sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.' 
 
 NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR EVER.


~author unknown~


My friend Sheri W. shared this with me.

 
 


Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly
and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows were exchanged. Finally, the riddle was solved.

A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical  conclusion. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.

Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.

She becomes mesmerized as she continually  reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn. . .aisle, altar, hymn. . .  AISLE, ALTAR, HYMN. .and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the  conditioning process is completed.

She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks, 'I'LL ALTER HIM.'


My friend Sheri W. shared this with me.

 
 

Water prevents and helps to cure heartburn.

Heartburn is a signal of water shortage in the upper part of the gastrointestinal tract. It is a major thirst signal of the human body. The use of antacids or tablet medications in the treatment of this pain does not correct dehydration, and the body continues to suffer as a result of its water shortage.

Not recognizing heartburn as a sign of dehydration and treating it with antacids and pill medications will, in time, produce inflammation of the stomach and duodenum, hiatal hernia, ulceration, and eventually cancers in the gastrointestinal tract, including the liver and pancreas.