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Soap and Water...

We were asked to dinner by a new friend.  When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were dirty.

“Were these dishes ever washed?” I asked our hostess, as I ran my fingers over the surface.

She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.“

I felt a bit apprehensive, but started eating anyway. The meal was delicious, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yells:
“Here Soap! Here Water!”

Published May 8, 2000 in The Fax Express

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