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The Perfect Prescription

No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact it's quite reliable.

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness.
Combats depression, makes you beam,
Elevates your self esteem.
Your circulation it corrects
Without complicated side effects.

It is, I think, the perfect drug.
May I prescribe, my friend...

THE HUG!!!!

Published January 11, 2000 in The Fax Express

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