A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastires displayed on the trays in the glass case.
When a clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."
Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."
Published May 4, 2000 in The Fax Express
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